You Are Dumb, which is not a blog, posts new columns every weekday, except for a couple of days each month when it doesn't. It is also a Twitter feed, @youaredumb, with content in a similar vein but much shorter. My spinoff food site, Forkbastard, can be found easily enough by the clever.
Memo to the Internet: GO FUCK YOURSELF TODAY.
It's that time again. It's April 1. Which means I need to remind the Internet that it's not that funny, so cut it the fuck out.
I mean, the entire non-porn remit of the Internet is to tell you lies, because it thinks that's funny. But today is the day when websites decide to be wacky and make shit up instead of their usual serious making shit up.
It's best to stay off the Internet as much as possible today, but as that's difficult, try especially hard to avoid gaming and technology sites. They have a disproportionate number of frustrated creative types with a year of pent-up shenanigans.
Also avoid conservative blogs, although you should be anyway - it'll just be articles about how Obamacare is a huge success. Spoiler alert.
Of course, you could always go poking around the archives. I would never lie to you. I respect you too much for that.