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Nobody Does It Dumber

... 29 30 31 Memo to Andy Schlafly: YOU ARE DUMB. You gotta hand it to creationists. They're like ... of scientific evidence will win them over, then let Andy Schlafly be your guide to enlightenment through lack of enlightenment. It's ...

daily - Bryan Lambert - 7 Jul 2008 - 22:10

This Is Just A Tribute

... 28 29 30 Memo to Phyllis Schlafly, Fox News, and Donald Trump: ONE DOWN, TWO TO GO. One of the ... their own benefit. That was certainly very true of Phyllis Schlafly, who we "honor" today with her own themed edition of IDIOTS SAY THE ...

daily - Bryan Lambert - 6 Sep 2016 - 23:02

Revolosers

... it. At no event was this more clear than at Phyllis Schlafly's "How To Take Back America" conference, which, from the name, I ... I would find that difficult to believe, but Phyllis Schlafly is a genetically engineered organism who uses "hating feminism" the ...

daily - Bryan Lambert - 11 Oct 2009 - 22:42

Stubris

... alternative to Wikipedia isn't enough for Phyllis Schlafly's ne'er-do-well son Andy, and so he's attempting to crowdsource* a ... "Labored", and "fellow" are all as Marxist as Andy Schlafly's brain is tiny. Those words weren't socialist when the Bible was ...

daily - Bryan Lambert - 7 Oct 2009 - 21:55

For The Ladies

... alive and talking. No, seriously, Phyllis fuckin' Schlafly. Forty years ago, she was telling her fellow women to shut the fuck up ... But there are less of them every year. So all I can say to Schlafly, Watters, and Patton is, don't ever change. And Fox, keep putting them ...

daily - Bryan Lambert - 22 Jul 2014 - 22:58

It's Like They Read My Mind

... (the conservative answer to Wikipedia started by Phyllis Schlafly's apparently otherwise-unemployable son, Andrew), but just because ... sorta said it once, that's enough for a "some argue" from Schlafly's crew! About the only reasonable explanation I can get behind ...

daily - Bryan Lambert - 31 Jul 2008 - 06:02

Don't Mess With Texts, Ass

... Texas students will now learn how important Phyllis Schlafly, the Contract With America, the Moral Majority, the Heritage ... 80s and 90s. If you're going to teach about Phyllis Schlafly, don't do it in social studies. Do it in English, where it belongs. I ...

daily - Bryan Lambert - 3 Feb 2010 - 23:11

Endangered Specious

... Tom DeLay! John Cornyn! Sam Brownback! Phyllis Schlafly! Alan Keyes! Rick Scarborough! Gary Bauer! Rod Parsley! OK, I ...

daily - Bryan Lambert - 31 Mar 2006 - 10:40

Restoring Traditional Values, One Catfight At A Time

... there was a movie so conservative it could give Phyllis Schlafly her first erection of the millennium, Bride Wars is that movie. ...

daily - Bryan Lambert - 8 Jan 2009 - 23:26

Delawary

... of Sarah Palin, and the anti-sex prudery of Phyllis Schlafly. And there's a chance she could become one percent of the Senate. ...

daily - Bryan Lambert - 15 Sep 2010 - 21:37