Ah, Christmas. That special time of the year when nobody's reading. Which is fine. I get it. Hell, I don't read it most holidays either. So allow me to join you in a mutual lack-of-effort pact this year and throw up a picture.

For a couple of years, I've offered a small amount of CafePress merchandise. Including, most recently, the Fernie shirt, mainly so I could have one for myself. For a holiday party this year, my cohabitant and proofreader decided to gussy up the Fernie shirt for the holidays. It came out so nice that I thought I'd share it. Prepare to get your fucking halls decked right off.

Ain't that purty? Fuck the Bedazzler. Ornamental cartoon ferns are the fashion wave of the future.

Fern hate us, every one.