Today's my birthday. Thirty-five. Officially out of the desirable demographic. Madison Avenue no longer cares what I think. But that's OK. They're dumb.

I'm taking the day off, but don't say I never gave you nothin'. The cloud from last Friday has gotten an upgrade and a name. You can even click for a bigger version you can use as wallpaper, or print out, or even print out and hang in a public place in your city if you're so inclined.