You Are Dumb, which is not a blog, wnet dormant in April 2019 after running out of things to say about life under Trump. It carried on, and still carries on, on Twitter @youaredumb, but may start sputtering back to life as a semblance of nuance returns to the world. My blog about being an old nerd, OLDNERD., went dormant around the same time due to generalized ennui, and we’ll see what happens there.
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Free Consulting DayMemo to the Mall of America: ACCEPT MY RARE GRACIOUSNESS, FUCKTARDS. You see, the Mall of America has a problem. One of the reasons it's famous is because it's so large, it has a fucking amusement park in the middle of it. Indoors. You can get Orange Julius anywhere, but there's only one place you can vomit Orange Julius onto passersby 30 feet below, and that's Mall of America's Camp Snoopy. Or, any day now, The Park At MOA. You see, the company that used to run the park had the rights to the Peanuts characters, and the mall was unable to negotiate a new deal. I'm not surprised. When Woodstock gets out the briefcase, that yellow bastard means business. So they only have two weeks to get rid of all the Peanuts references, and since "The Park At MOA" is a stupid name, they're going to want something new, fast. Which is why I'm here to help, with some suggestions that require minimal repainting.
Of course, I offer these ideas up completely gratis - knowing that someone at the ubermall found them useful would be reward enough. |