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As is traditional, I celebrate the addition of yet another year to my accumulated total by blowing off the column. But as is also traditional, I do not leave you entirely empty-handed. I give you a gift. For, as I have grown and changed as I have aged, so has Fernie, the Hating Fern.

And Fernie, in his infinite wisdom, has compiled the Cranky Fuckers List. These are the columns that, since the site's inception, have inspired Cranky Fuckers to mention how cranky they are. Sometimes in e-mail, sometimes elsewhere on the Internet. Considering how many words I've put to screen, it's not a very long list. So enjoy, and we'll see you tomorrow for more of what you're used to.

FERNIE PRESENTS: The Cranky Fuckers List!

Ushers of the Eucharist!
Protest Warriors!
Catwoman Day One!
Catwoman Day Two!
Setting Fire to Ice Cream!
Creationist Week!
Loonatics!