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By semipopular semidemand, Sarah Palin Bingo is now a stylish T-Shirt design. Felt counters not included.

Welcome, Crooks and Liars readers, to my tiny corner of the Internet. Feel free to explore the rest of the site and archives. I cannot guarantee that my comedy polemics will arrive in easy-to-digest BINGO form all the time, but I hope you like it anyway.

Memo to my readers: I AM HERE FOR YOU.

We interrupt our regular coverage of the Republican National Convention with this important public service. Have you been having a difficult time keeping track of the myriad problems, controversies, and character flaws exposed when John McCain nominated Alaska governor Sarah Palin as his vice-president? Well, when life hands you stupid lemons, make stupid lemonade. Turn your confusion into a fun party game with SARAH PALIN BINGO.

Offered exclusively from your friends at You Are Dumb Dot Net, SARAH PALIN BINGO lets you play along with your favorite cable news broadcast. Just get some tokens, watch the reporting, and mark off every scandal or horrifying policy position that gets mentioned! Get five in a row and you win! Plus, as a special bonus, since she's his "soul mate", John McCain is giving you the center square just for playing.

If you'd like to print out the gameboard, feel free to click on it for a PDF version. Amuse your friends and annoy your enemies with SARAH PALIN BINGO.

NOTE: One game of SARAH PALIN BINGO should take one hour on MSNBC, three hours on CNN, and up to a month or more on FOX News.

Due to the ever-increasing flood of information regarding Sarah Palin's fuckwittery, this edition of Sarah Palin Bingo is only current as of 12:00 p.m., Tuesday, September 2. Additional scandals, such as claiming to have visited Ireland when her plane only stopped there to refuel, may be addressed in the future.