You Are Dumb, which is not a blog, wnet dormant in April 2019 after running out of things to say about life under Trump. It carried on, and still carries on, on Twitter @youaredumb, but may start sputtering back to life as a semblance of nuance returns to the world. My blog about being an old nerd, OLDNERD., went dormant around the same time due to generalized ennui, and we’ll see what happens there.
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Archive - 2005 - PageJuly 14thThe StuffYou Are Dumb Dot Net is currently engaged in a number of fruitless promotional ventures: The CafePress StoreThe CafePress store currently features several T-Shirt designs. Any design can be migrated to any other shirt upon request, but I can't do more without giving CafePress money, and that's not going to happen. By the way, I receive no money from any of this, because of the tax hassle and because if you're gonna pimp my site on your body or car, I'd feel bad making a dime off of it too. T-Shirt Designs: Give advice to fanboys in a place they're genetically predisposed to look - on the front of a T-Shirt.You Are Dumb's orbiting robot hand satellite, capable of striking any dumbass from space. Available with two slogans: "Don't Make Me Smack You From Orbit", and the less tacktful "Keeping Our Pimp Hand Strong... In Space." Celebrate the relative inoffensiveness of your foul mouth. Bumper Sticker: Celebrate your preferred end of the ninja-mormon dichotomy with this car-ass pronouncement. Desktop WallpaperNow, you can have Smackstar One on your desktop! Warn your co-workers that they risk your orbital wrath! Get brought up on disciplinary charges for your inappropriate background! Enrich your life! 
 Both in 1280x1024. If you use a smaller desktop, tough shit. |