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A Brief Moment Of Hate

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Memo to Big Hollywood: FUCK YOU.

No real column today, on account of Ratchet And Clank Future, but I do need to take a moment to yell at the asshat collective over at Big Hollywood for not knowing how the fucking Internet works. Allow me to explain it to you. Slowly.

When you live-blog an event, like, say, THE OSCARS, you make one post, and you add to it as the event continues. You do not make dozens of individual posts. That way, you can spend the whole evening dropping tiny turds about Beyonce Knowles, and those of us with RSS feeds only need to ignore you once.

The way YOU did it, you incompetent wingnut donkeyhumpers, I spent the whole night scooping your poop out of my Google Reader, which you'd managed to turn into a much bigger litterbox than usual. The Internet's not that complicated. Hire someone who knows how it works.