I guess there's no such thing as bad press.

Between the news of Fernie's imprisonment in Guantanamo Bay, and the Amnesty International report, enough attention has been given to the subject that Fernie's memoirs have been snapped up by Harper-Collins for rapid publication. So check your bookstores on Tuesday for the humble story of one plant's rise.... to power.

Due to circumstances, there will be no book tour and no signed copies of the first edition available. Which is probably for the best anyway, as none of Fernie's many, many publicists have lasted more than a month on the job.